This is the original blog of imbennyhesthejets. I’d really like to be able to make this my secondary blog and that my main one, but tumblr can’t seem to wrap its headspace around that simple concept. So, until then know that when ‘fugnation’ asks you a question or replies to one of your posts, it’s actually that imbennyhesthejets schmuck. :)
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What, what, what is this print? Is it python? Is it paisley? Is it based on the scabs on some poor leper? Is the floor made of lava? Any guesses?
I’m tired of these mutha fuckin’ snakes on this mutha fuckin’ dress.
Coming soon to a Walmart near you! Camo formal wear: perfect for your prom in the middle of no where. The good news: Your boyfriend wants to share his interests and spend time with you. The bad news: You’re going to spend the day in a tree, shitting in the woods.
How… patriotic. Perfect for all of your Fourth of July festivites! Because nothing says, “I swear I love America and am not, in fact, a terrorist. Promise. Really. Please believe me” like a desperately redwhiteandblue ensemble.
Everything is all sad clowns and animals in casts under this big top fashion tent.
Because there are just somedays where you want to dress like mud and dead leaves, but still be sophisticated about it.